August 2012
Returning to Tumblr after a few days
most-awkward-moments:
puffkrispy:
lapetitemouton:
tltty:
for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet
I feel like I’ll paint a wall that color when I own a house just so I can hang photos on it and call it my dashboard
THIS ^^^^^^^
readmor:
Someone should invent a way to work out without moving or sweating
pepsiandnutella:
mybrothermycroft:
bendydicks:
unbreakablebow:
Dear Fandom,
Just to add more to our disgrace, Mr. Moffat and Mr. Gatiss are going to release the “Three Words” on August 24. August 24 is the 236th day of the year. The Reichenbach Fall was first aired on January 15, that is the 15th day of the year, obviously.
And suddenly I noticed something:
236 - 15 = 221
do you...
circletines:
why am i still on this site its literally me looking at the same pictures 20 times and then clicking a button so other people can look at the same pictures 20 times
actuallybatman:
omfg my sister’s date just came to pick her up and i went and answered the door like this
http://dracodaiir.tumblr.com/post/30336921858/sunfl... →
sunflower-b-pondicus:
flutterjedi:
mixedy:
my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.
#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE
I’m an adult.
Some shit about life, from a bonafide adult:
even if you get along great with your family you will get along even…
dont hover over this
no-dana-only-zuul:
“AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO___”
yes
you are the only one
it is you
the chosen one
it is your destiny
jennahamilton:
prayer circle katniss becomes the rude, cold, and unforgiving chick she is in the books for catching fire and mockingjay
saskiahamiltons:
coolestgirl-:
I just love thar Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style”
#We are the largest gathering of literary pornography snobs
theeyeofthetigger:
suzzannnn:
when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
Literally the exact face I make oh my god
Maybe Moffat will take pity on us if we show him...
werewolf-bowtie:
gottagetmysherlock:
benedicats:
ishipjohnlock247:
the-reichenbachhero:
gallifreyansquid:
UNLEASH THE SHERLOCK CRACK
Challenge accepted. RELEASE THE CRACKEN!!
I have an entire folder dedicated to crack! I REGRET NOTHING!
I need air!!
*Chatting about marriage and divorce rates in Australia*
Girl in my class: Marriage rates have actually gone down according to google.
Me: Well let gays get married and that marriage rate will go up.
Teacher: God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.
Me: Yeah, well, God didn't create boob jobs but you still have one.
brochachonacho:
alfredtheherothatswho:
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
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50 Shades of Dolores Umbridge
Prof. Umbridge: Because you know, deep down, that you deserve to be punished. Don't you, Mr. Potter?
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
shavingryansprivates:
remember when mr krabs sold spongebob’s soul for 67 cents
queerard:
always remember that you are never alone
because you have tiny microscopic organisms living in your eyelashes
me: i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
me: no.
