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AND JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR.
theycallmejbry: YOU CAN STILL MARRY YOUR COUSIN IN NORTH CAROLINA. YOUR COUSIN. YOU CAN MARRY YOUR COUSIN. AS LONG AS YOUR COUSIN ISN’T GAY.
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an update that requires me to restart my computer...
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Robert Pattinson as Finnick?
foreveralone-lyguy: orgasmic-humor: First Harry Potter Then Twilight Now The Hunger Games This guy gets around. If you look it up (imdb, people!) this is just a rumor. They haven’t cast Finnick yet! They haven’t really cast anyone yet…
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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get... →
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Watching the Avengers
Captain America: Take away that suit of armor, and what are you?
Some guy in the theater: SHERLOCK HOLMES
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When someone says, "You're so obsessed!"
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me when studying
me: okay lets study
me: i did not learn this shit
me: da fuq
me: okay, the value of x is...
me: it's fine i'll just fail
me: oh my god i need to study
me: this is quite easy
me: no it isn't
me: when will this ever benefit me in life
me: aw hey i got a message
me: the sky is so pretty
me: must. not. give. up
me: fuck it.
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house-elves: do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
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