What Goes Around, Comes Around...
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“You should watch this show!”ok i’ll just add it to the list
“This is such a good series you have to read it!”
ok i’ll just add it to the list
“Oh my god you have to see this movie!”
ok i’ll just add it to the list
the accuracy physically hurts
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why would you ever name your kid dick
so you can freak people out as he grows up and say, “you wanna see how big my dick has gotten?”
What asshat even made up the “You are what you eat” thing?
Presumably someone who ate hats and/or ass.
Focus up ladies, good evening and welcome to the birthing suite. Jarvis, drop my needle!
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I either finish a book within 6-12 consecutive hours or roughly six months.
True story
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lol grammar puns
I laughed too much at this
when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of
that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood
(Source: good-night-kiwi, via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)
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a haiku about periods
haagen dazs ice cream
that stain is not coming out
i am so horny
